It is obviously- Germans are small sausages! But this would be indeed superficial without proof. So the questions is- what makes most Germans small sausages? Lets do a little brainstorming: First of all- you are what you eat. German meals are more on the hearty meat side, pork shops, meat balls, knuckle of pork, thousand of different cold cuts and all time favorite sausages. Boiled or grilled- they are served simply everywhere! Germans eat them as a kind of snack- a meal in between. During my last stay in Berlin it was pretty hot, but even in public transport people eat their sausages on the run. Believe me the smell is disgusting! So I would rather say- First proof!
As a second example I would like to discuss how germans life. Besides most international guys living in urban areas in lovely and charming historic buildings, most germans life in housing developments in the suburbs. I saw many of these housing developments worldwide and to be honest, the German ones are ridiculous. But they are planed by the very same guys who life in the arty quarters downtown. Anyway- thats not the matter why Germans are small sausages. The inhabitants are dreaming to escape their stupid life buying one of the many one single houses even more far outside of the city. So what do you think are they doing right there? Right they grill sausages. Second Proof! Third one would be??? Third? right -"third reich"- but I should not always focus on the history, as many Germans would say to me! Be funny be happy- ah you are a jew?! Oh sorry! Anyway lets talk about a recent example. Football is a very good one. People in Germany wanna be someone- they are "Papst", economic successful, with a vast history (but please do not mention the third reich..) and of course they are world champions in simply everything. But as you could imagine not every unemployed guy from the suburbs is economical successful or "Papst" there is a need that everybody feels like a hero. Football is pretty easy for german viewers as there are pretty simple "rules" to follow up. You buy some German flags, drink and lot of beer and of course eat at least two sausages. There is no need to follow up the match as there are many Germans with you to enjoy the party. So thats how every German could feel like a hero- be part of the mass (third reich?- oh sorry) drink beer and eat sausages. For most of them its better than being "Pabst"! I would rather say this is the third proof?!
There are many more Examples- feel free to add some.
Stay tuned for my next report on Kim Jong Il- the asian small sausage!
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i wish i could stuck an us-flag into every "schlaannnd"-asshole and the turkish flag into their mouth!
Ridiculous, as far as content and presentation go.
Hey, I do not know what happened to you but you seem to be a very disappointed and depressive guy who seemed to be very lonely in Germany.
I am on the run anyway and can't get the point why people in germany especially in berlin are so proud of their way of life.
sweetheart, you're being pretty stupid here. and who again is proud of his way of life? oh, now i remember: it was you. don't worry, you're being loved anyway!
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