Sunday, November 11, 2007

Competition


With my very good german friend i started a kind of competition. We try to have as much sexual contacts as possible in this wonderful muslim country, without lying about marriage. Don’t get me wrong- we are not on porn holidays!
Maybe i have to explain to you. For example if you go to a club- what is more or less like two doors before hell for normal muslims and you “found” somebody whom you like, beside all the prostitutes, they might ask you at least on the third question, if you have a wife already and if you are a serious men for life. So no chance at all as far as you don’t wanna marry or at least promise it. So far so good we are honest guys and don’t lie what resulting most of the times in lonely trips back home.
But sometimes you are lucky to meet a smart guy or girl who get used to western lifestyle and is not repeating the boring conversation as usual- which is more or less like that:
Partner: Hi?! How are you?
Me: Hi?! Fine and you?
Partner: Do you life here and how long? Study?
Me Yes- I do work here since a couple of month!
Partner: Do you have a wife? Partner? Are you alone?
Me: Yes I am on my own! What are you looking for?
Partner: I am looking for a relationship! Can I have your number?
Me: Here we go! Give me a call if you like! Bye
Partner: Never calls

If you are lucky you will have an appointment later on, what is normally rescheduled at least twice due to bad indonesian time management. For maximum success you have to be prepared for outdoor action or hotel rooms to have some kind of “privacy”. To enjoy yourself is not that easy under the given circumstances but sometimes worth it.
So you might could imagine that our small competition is not that serious, but always funny to have so many “contacts”- at least in your mobile.
Results so far I am the winner…hehe
Stay tuned for final results on sexy life!

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