Brazil Matters

Germans are small sausages and Brazilians tend to have big dicks. Thats how I intended to start this report, but wasn't sure if this would be a little to explicit. I called my very best friend in the south side and he said I should rethink as it would be superficial and not as scientific as some other reports of mine. As you might know I am on the sporty side and go every day for some laps to a hotel health club. But yesterday the hotel gym was closed due to reconstruction so I went swimming down in brooklin. While showering, one of the brown skin guys in a good shape joint me. Gosh- after he drop his swim pants he showed me his very huge cock. He smiled at me to show me that he is ready for some more action. But dear reader- trust me, you won't get fucked with such a large dick! I ignored him to do a little brain storming. First of all I thought about all the samba- ladies. Now I know why they bounce their boobs in such a way- they still feel the vibe of their last fuck with a brazilian cock. Second- Food! I tried to eat as many "Rocher" (German Chocolate) with "Byzantium King Nuts" as I thought I will get premium balls (to be honest- it didn't work). On the other side- my Brazilian friends eat a lot of baby beef. This is delicious and efficient as I could proof under the shower! As this is a scientific report I would like to mention a third example, but I had to stop the brainstorming, because...(this would be to explicit for sure). Tomorrow I will be back to the "real" world, but nevertheless I will have baby beef for dinner!

Stay tuned for my next report on my recent Manila trip with Jaromil, Niki and Ipanema Fred!

German Small Sausages

It is obviously- Germans are small sausages! But this would be indeed superficial without proof. So the questions is- what makes most Germans small sausages? Lets do a little brainstorming: First of all- you are what you eat. German meals are more on the hearty meat side, pork shops, meat balls, knuckle of pork, thousand of different cold cuts and all time favorite sausages. Boiled or grilled- they are served simply everywhere! Germans eat them as a kind of snack- a meal in between. During my last stay in Berlin it was pretty hot, but even in public transport people eat their sausages on the run. Believe me the smell is disgusting! So I would rather say- First proof!
As a second example I would like to discuss how germans life. Besides most international guys living in urban areas in lovely and charming historic buildings, most germans life in housing developments in the suburbs. I saw many of these housing developments worldwide and to be honest, the German ones are ridiculous. But they are planed by the very same guys who life in the arty quarters downtown. Anyway- thats not the matter why Germans are small sausages. The inhabitants are dreaming to escape their stupid life buying one of the many one single houses even more far outside of the city. So what do you think are they doing right there? Right they grill sausages. Second Proof! Third one would be??? Third? right -"third reich"- but I should not always focus on the history, as many Germans would say to me! Be funny be happy- ah you are a jew?! Oh sorry! Anyway lets talk about a recent example. Football is a very good one. People in Germany wanna be someone- they are "Papst", economic successful, with a vast history (but please do not mention the third reich..) and of course they are world champions in simply everything. But as you could imagine not every unemployed guy from the suburbs is economical successful or "Papst" there is a need that everybody feels like a hero. Football is pretty easy for german viewers as there are pretty simple "rules" to follow up. You buy some German flags, drink and lot of beer and of course eat at least two sausages. There is no need to follow up the match as there are many Germans with you to enjoy the party. So thats how every German could feel like a hero- be part of the mass (third reich?- oh sorry) drink beer and eat sausages. For most of them its better than being "Pabst"! I would rather say this is the third proof?!
There are many more Examples- feel free to add some.
Stay tuned for my next report on Kim Jong Il- the asian small sausage!

Global Food

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Urban Recreation

Yesterday had been sitting, for my lazy sunday program, the whole day by the beach because the weather wasn't that nice but still perfect to think about stupid stuff like this.
Urban lifestyle is different indeed, but how does urban recreation looks like worldwide? The structure of a city as well as the inhabitants have huge impacts on what people are doing and what they are doing to enjoy their life.
I will give you a couple of examples:

This is charming Brussels- indeed a little old school!

This is Athens- a little on the rough side, but sunny!

This is Rome- also a little bit old school and far to touristy!

This is South Eeast Asia for Germans- to early for the towels!

This Is Kuala Lumpur- relaxed vibe!

This is Jakarta- religious indeed, but thats not all!

This is Kyoto- ancient, quiet, but you can feel the vibe of the people!

This is Indonesia- Urban fishing in the sewage channel!

I Fucked The French

Gosh- today I woke up from some hard rocking days- still with the beat of the night in my body. Niki celebrates his birthday in such a wonderful way and of course it was a pleasure to hang out with the family: Corcovado Jack, Ipanema Fred, Copacabana Else just to mention a few. Even some Germans, Italians and Guys back from NYC joint our Hustler Party. Niki introduced us to the italian lifestyle called "aperetivo"- this is simply fresh garlic and old roasted bread. To be honest he said afterwords he changed to the regular fare of Cremant, Spritz and finger food as garlic and old roasted bread is not what everybody is looking for especially on a Hustler party.

Anyway- well done and thanks for the last Cointreau- it gaves me the wonderful tasty orange feeling while licking the nipples of the french guy I crashed into on my way back to "brooklin". But this would be the story about fucking "a" french, this is the story about fucking "the french"! A few month ago I took a train back in Europe (yes your are right: I took a train!!!!) and due to a little mistake I got charged a second time in the train. To be honest I hate french train staff!!!! Because he lied to me I got angry and done what I always do- I complaint and today they excused for their stupid behavior and I will get my money back!!!!
Stay tuned for my next report on Jewish guy fucks Nazi with a large dildo!

To Niki

Its not always easy- but a pleasure to have you with me! The Cremant is on your tap. Enjoy

Indonesia on the run

This is a band from bandung, i know them since a couple of years. They are pretty famous now.
Have a look and stay tuned!