Brazil Matters

Germans are small sausages and Brazilians tend to have big dicks. Thats how I intended to start this report, but wasn't sure if this would be a little to explicit. I called my very best friend in the south side and he said I should rethink as it would be superficial and not as scientific as some other reports of mine. As you might know I am on the sporty side and go every day for some laps to a hotel health club. But yesterday the hotel gym was closed due to reconstruction so I went swimming down in brooklin. While showering, one of the brown skin guys in a good shape joint me. Gosh- after he drop his swim pants he showed me his very huge cock. He smiled at me to show me that he is ready for some more action. But dear reader- trust me, you won't get fucked with such a large dick! I ignored him to do a little brain storming. First of all I thought about all the samba- ladies. Now I know why they bounce their boobs in such a way- they still feel the vibe of their last fuck with a brazilian cock. Second- Food! I tried to eat as many "Rocher" (German Chocolate) with "Byzantium King Nuts" as I thought I will get premium balls (to be honest- it didn't work). On the other side- my Brazilian friends eat a lot of baby beef. This is delicious and efficient as I could proof under the shower! As this is a scientific report I would like to mention a third example, but I had to stop the brainstorming, because...(this would be to explicit for sure). Tomorrow I will be back to the "real" world, but nevertheless I will have baby beef for dinner!

Stay tuned for my next report on my recent Manila trip with Jaromil, Niki and Ipanema Fred!

I Fucked The French

Gosh- today I woke up from some hard rocking days- still with the beat of the night in my body. Niki celebrates his birthday in such a wonderful way and of course it was a pleasure to hang out with the family: Corcovado Jack, Ipanema Fred, Copacabana Else just to mention a few. Even some Germans, Italians and Guys back from NYC joint our Hustler Party. Niki introduced us to the italian lifestyle called "aperetivo"- this is simply fresh garlic and old roasted bread. To be honest he said afterwords he changed to the regular fare of Cremant, Spritz and finger food as garlic and old roasted bread is not what everybody is looking for especially on a Hustler party.

Anyway- well done and thanks for the last Cointreau- it gaves me the wonderful tasty orange feeling while licking the nipples of the french guy I crashed into on my way back to "brooklin". But this would be the story about fucking "a" french, this is the story about fucking "the french"! A few month ago I took a train back in Europe (yes your are right: I took a train!!!!) and due to a little mistake I got charged a second time in the train. To be honest I hate french train staff!!!! Because he lied to me I got angry and done what I always do- I complaint and today they excused for their stupid behavior and I will get my money back!!!!
Stay tuned for my next report on Jewish guy fucks Nazi with a large dildo!

Match girls

I am not sure what you might think about when somebody tells you at one location there are “match girls”?! I do think about ladies in the golden 20ies selling cigarettes and will enlighten them for you- kind of erotic performance but still “normal” service, not that way in Indonesia. There is a square in Jogja where at night some musicians and prostitutes hang out and of cause these famous match girls. These girls offer an easy deal. You have to pay around 2000 IDR to receive one match, follow them into a dark corner where there lift there skirt. Than you can enlighten the match to watch their pussy for a few seconds- welcome to Indonesia!
To be honest this is still not yet proofed by myself, but I’ll try to keep u up to date with a pic!

Stay tuned for more Indonesian pussy reports!

Strange

In my very traditional “Kampung” I am now able to monitor the different faces of this wonderful traditional and mainly muslim country. Sometimes the “hell” is right across the street and while the muhizin is still singing/ praying costumers of the new brothel scream while having there orgasm.
Since a few weeks there is a small local brothel and the guys “coming” 24/7.
On Friday evening pull out my moto to went downtown for my Friday night program and a car stopped next to with three Indonesian guys looking forward there upcoming fuck. There really smiling at me with this behaviour: hey ho ho we are the men’s while shaking their balls and they gonna enjoy themselves for the next hours or maybe just a few minutes- who knows!
I really don’t know how long this place will run, because in our neighbourhood there are living a few muslim “extremists”. I am looking forward for their “solution”.
Stay tuned for brothel blast reports from my Kampung